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Oh, it's really cold.

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Yes, it's fab and brill.

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Are you going to take it with gold in
it? I suppose I'll have to.

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What, right up to the gate?

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Well, round the corner a bit.

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Yeah, when me and Rona's wrecked, you
take it to the gate. Now you've got a

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decent car, you're suddenly self
-conscious.

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Can Sammy and I go and sit in it?

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No, I don't want you getting used to it.
As soon as we can, we'll be selling it.

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Will we, Dad?

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You owe it to your father.

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Well, why can't we keep it?

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Because we need the money. It's totally
impractical and it drinks petrol.

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Tammy drinks petrol.

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Yes. Tammy Wood, take these things up to
your room and put them away and do

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something to your bed.

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What? Burn it.

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The only decent thing we ever had and
she wants to sell it.

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I think she might buy a larder,
actually.

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You wouldn't.

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Yes, I think a nice... Ground larder's
the thing for us.

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If you ever park a larder outside this
house, I'm leaving.

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Buy one.

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Please.

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I think I might have my tubes tied.

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I've done it a slipknot. Covers all
eventualities.

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There we go.

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You sure that thing wasn't knocked off?
Terry got it in an auction. The owner

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had no further use for it.

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Hello, this is Ben Poulter. Please leave
your message after the tone.

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Hang on, see what you think.

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Hello, this is Margaret Thatcher.

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What do you think? Too snotty?

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When did you get that?

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It's a joke, Tate. Came with a machine.

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It had better be.

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What are you going to do?

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We're going round to Julie's house. Her
mum will be there. All right, but I want

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you back by seven.

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Thanks, Mum.

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I was thinking... We are not keeping
that car.

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You agreed.

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We had a discussion. It was fair.

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You gave me a Chinese burn. You deserved
it.

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You might like driving it when you get
used to it.

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Won't be a moment.

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Why do you keep looking at me like that?
I'm sorry?

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They're all doing it now.

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Could you possibly step in to see Dawn?

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Dawn? If you wouldn't mind.

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Who the hell is Dawn?

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Hello, Mr. Porter.

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I'm Dawn, your personal banker.

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to give each of our customers their own
personal banker to deal personally with

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all their banking needs.

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Yes, there seems to be some problem over
my cheque. It is a policy for customers

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to consult with their personal banker to
plan their financial profiles vis -à

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-vis our current liquidity restrictions.

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Well, I'm consulting you now. Could I
have my £30?

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been paid in this morning. Can't you let
me have some money?

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It is our policy to set aside multiple
emergency funds unless our customers

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made prior arrangement together with
their personal banker for two or three

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months. Do you talk like that at home?

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Talk like what?

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In that strange voice.

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No, of course not.

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Then why are you talking to me like
that?

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Because I'm your personal banker.

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with you now to have some money. It is a
pleasure.

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As my personal banker, perhaps you could
give me some personal advice for a

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moment. You're a woman, and I'm a woman.
Now, I don't know if you've got a home

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as well as a job, but I have to get back
to work, and I need some money to pay

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the milkman and buy some petrol.

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Can you tell me as clearly as possible
what my chances are?

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Bugger all, I'm afraid.

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I've just been blocked in by the world
-famous brick -laying midwife.

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I'll be going to the chip shop.

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Won't be long.

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Better not.

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I've only got 20 minutes.

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It's a nice car.

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Yes, if your name's Bobby Sue and you're
Elvis's illegitimate daughter by Tammy

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Rene.

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I think it's decent.

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Do you?

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So, um, how's it going on?

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I've just been told by an air hostess
that I can't cash my check.

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Money isn't everything.

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Yeah, and in my account, everything
isn't money.

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Sometimes things change.

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Not my thing.

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Sometimes we have to change them.

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Yeah.

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But what things do we change?

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And when?

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It's all quite a game, isn't it?

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Yeah, they come.

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Let's be off.

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I'll be seeing you.

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What's wrong with Paddy today?

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That's no problem. You're always eating
fast food. I like fast food. I've got a

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fast mouth.

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But what's this detail really made of?

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Gosh, Skippy, sometimes you're almost
human.

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I'm expecting a message.

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This is

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riveting stuff.

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Dead keen on the car.

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He's offering three and a half sight
unseen, maybe more.

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Give us a bell whenever. I'll keep him
hot, OK?

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Hello, it's me again. My pump is red
hot.

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Glad you've seen Funkles.

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You going to sell it?

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All in fullness of time, grasshopper.

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It's not the last Saturday in the month
yet.

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What happens then?

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Picture it.

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The Chelsea Embankment.

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End to end, as far as the eye can see,
with groovy motors.

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The Firebird, the V8, the Ford Fairlane,
the Lincoln Continental.

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And there, in the centre of it all, in
the 57 Chevy, sits...

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Stevie Wonder.

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Me, you dickhead, me.

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The well and crazy hitting engineer.

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I get it.

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Oh, finally.

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You don't want Bill to hear the message.

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I want to tell her myself.

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At the appropriate time.

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You're frightened she makes you tell it
now.

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Me? Frightened?

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What was that?

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As I myself, I fancy Hawthorne this
year.

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Last week, there were three down at
three quarters, and old Jenkie's got two

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behind. Yeah, I know.

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Well, sort of lit the coals for the
Hawks. After that, Morrissey plays the

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marksman and sticks one right between
the bigots.

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Yeah.

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Um, I asked for a pie.

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Oh! I'm sorry, I don't know what I must
have been thinking of.

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You're the only one who doesn't.

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It's definitely the Hawks for the
finals.

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That's assuming they can get a fair
nibble of Nobby's nuts.

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Definitely. Well, I'll be seeing you.

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Did you see that behind?

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I prefer Jenky. He's got two behinds.

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It's just an expression.

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Oh, Moby's dick!

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I forgot to put my name and number on
his new bag.

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A bakehouse. They could ice it onto all
our fond and fancy.

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I thought he was cute.

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You didn't understand a word he was
talking about.

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I did.

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Australian football.

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You don't know anything about Australian
football.

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00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:25,330
Well, I do.

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Well, what are the rules, then?

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There are 22 of them.

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And they all wear tiny little shorts.

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And they all run about grabbing at each
other all over the place. And sometimes

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it's very muddy.

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Roma. What? You're drooling. I am not.

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Oh, look out. Must be chucking out time
at nursery school already.

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Afternoon, girl.

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Why so glum, darling?

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Aren't I the man of your dreams?

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Well, you look like Freddy Krueger, I
admit.

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I like him with a sense of humour.

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00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,140
Do I hear the kettle boiling, darling?

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I don't think so.

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Well, it must be your hot, steaming
passion, then.

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No. It's the kettle.

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Don't you love those moments alone, eh?
Yes, go away.

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Darling, please, let's not forget who I
am.

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And in case you have forgotten, I owed
you a little job in my end.

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So I've had a bit of respect, eh?

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What do you want?

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The challenge of change, my lovely.

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As of today, I'll be calling every
afternoon to take your large notes to

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bank before close of business.

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We'll look forward to that.

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Well, maximising our capital could save
this chain a thousand a month.

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Here we are.

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Thanks.

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Evaporated milk and three slices of
lemon, wasn't it?

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Mr Castell is going to visit us more
often. Won't that be nice?

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What do we have here?

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It's a cheque. It's only for £30.

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We have a little rule about cashing
personal cheques, darling.

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Don't you remember our little rule?

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Oh, do you think he means the... No
cashing personal cheques rule.

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I had to cash a cheque. You haven't paid
in my wages on time. Well, I'm paying

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it in with these notes. Aye, so he's out
of those notes. What's the problem?

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Anticipation, girls.

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Anticipation.

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You need to think ahead a little.

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Have a bit of spare.

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I always do.

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Ciao.

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Babies have never crossed the channel.

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What are you going to do?

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00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,320
What can I do? Put the money back.

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I'll sleep with the milkman. Ben will
understand.

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How about the petrol?

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I'll sleep with the garage man, too.
It'll give the milkman someone to talk

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What's that bag? I put my number on. No,
it was just... Uh -oh.

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What? It's for you.

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00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,800
Oh, God.

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00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,300
Mum's coming.

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What have you done?

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Nothing. Look, you'd better tell me if
you want any help. I haven't done

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anything.

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She doesn't look too happy.

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Shut up.

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In fact, I think she's in a really bad
mood.

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Get out of it.

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Yep. You're going to die.

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Leave me alone.

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Why is it every cat in the whole of
London uses our faint garden to do its

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business? I'm going to put up a sign,
cat toilet, this way.

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Any messages on the machine?

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00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,710
No. David, I'm home.

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Do them a mass.

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What's going on?

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I don't know.

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Mum, can I have some money for the
cinema?

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Sorry, I don't have any myself.

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Why not?

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I blew it all on male prostitutes and
crack.

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Mum, I... Well, how much is it?

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Only four pounds.

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Dream on.

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00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:07,730
It's not that much.

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00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,540
I remember when you could get a three
-course meal for that and still have

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change to buy a cemetery.

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00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:14,420
Mrs Porter?

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00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,560
Yes? Your David's been playing with my
Judith.

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Oh, yes.

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00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,260
David! They want to see you.

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Hello, sweetness.

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00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,000
Hello. Any messages?

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00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,280
Ben, we have to talk.

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I was going to tell you. Tell me what?

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Nothing.

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00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,880
It's very quiet in here. Where are the
kids?

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00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,800
Jenny's gone out. I lent her my last
five pounds.

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David's upstairs.

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00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,280
I told him to wait for you to come home.

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This isn't the doomsday scenario.

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00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,420
You said you wanted to be like the
nuclear deterrent.

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00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:52,080
Yes, but you're not supposed to use the
nuclear deterrent.

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You wait till you hear what he's done.

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I'm no good at that sort of thing. I'm
too nice.

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I've just had Judith's mother round
here.

255
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Yesterday, she found David, Sammy and
her daughter in her shed playing cards.

256
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,020
Well, is that all?

257
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Naked.

258
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,900
Naked? They were playing strip -happy
families.

259
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:16,200
A randy little devil.

260
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,060
Of course, he claims it was all Sammy's
idea.

261
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,900
Do you have Mr Snip the tailor? No, I'm
sorry, he's not at home. Get your

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knickers off.

263
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:25,039
Stop it.

264
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:25,979
Oh, you nearly laughed.

265
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:26,980
It's not funny.

266
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,020
Anyway, I'm going round to Sammy's
mother's. I think it's a good idea if he

267
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doesn't see Sammy again.

268
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I want you to talk to David.

269
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,630
And you know what I mean.

270
00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:38,070
What?

271
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,589
That's it.

272
00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:42,070
Your time has come.

273
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:43,790
Right. No problem.

274
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I'll be about an hour.

275
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Take him through everything you know.

276
00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:49,930
In an hour?

277
00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,050
That's right.

278
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The rest of the time's your own.

279
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It is.

280
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Come through, will you?

281
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Donna,

282
00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:27,510
speak to Bobby, will you? He probably
wants changing.

283
00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:30,110
I'm sorry about the mess.

284
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:35,050
Yeah, I've got four, including Sammy,
and, well, my dad's not much help around

285
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the place. We lost his arm.

286
00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,910
Oh, just David told me. It was in the
war, wasn't it?

287
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:41,910
Well, originally, yeah, but now he's
gone and lost the false one.

288
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:46,310
He only knows what he's done with it.
He's had more arms than Saddam Hussein.

289
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,410
Dad, we've got visitors.

290
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:51,640
I'm just making some tea.

291
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,120
Oh, well, that'll only take about six
hours.

292
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:58,420
Yeah, he went through a phase of putting
his arm in the window with two of the

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fingers sticking up on it, just for when
the social worker was true.

294
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Idea of a joke.

295
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,220
Oh, do sit down, won't you?

296
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:07,740
Thanks.

297
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,060
I've come about Sammy.

298
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,580
Oh, yeah, well, I've... Put him to bed,
if that's what he was wondering.

299
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,560
And the little bugger admits it was all
his idea.

300
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:22,860
Oh, I'm sure David was just as much to
blame.

301
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:27,740
Oh, no, I doubt it. No, he's been like
the devil himself since his dad left me.

302
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,560
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.

303
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,420
Well, yeah, what he didn't drink he put
on the dogs.

304
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,900
Well, he used to beat me about a bit and
all.

305
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,480
God, how I miss him.

306
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,980
I dropped the teapot. Oh, not another
one.

307
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:44,040
Donna, help your granddad, will you?

308
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,650
I don't need any help.

309
00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:48,870
I'm sorry.

310
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:52,910
I've come to talk about David and Sammy
playing together.

311
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:54,870
Oh, yeah, I'm glad.

312
00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:58,630
Yeah, well, you see, Sammy hasn't made
many friends since we moved here. I

313
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,770
most of the kids just make fun of his
clothes.

314
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:05,430
I mean, I do what I can on the social,
but, well, you know, it's not easy.

315
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,310
He's been a lot happier since he's been
seeing your David.

316
00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:11,590
Um, Mrs... Oh, it's Brian.

317
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,450
But you can call me Marie.

318
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:20,410
Marie, I think Sammy and David are

319
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going to be great friends.

320
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:29,790
So, this girl's business.

321
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:32,910
Want to have a drink?

322
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,350
No. Good.

323
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:37,670
Can I have one?

324
00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:39,030
Sure.

325
00:19:54,729 --> 00:19:56,190
Right. Let's get down to the facts.

326
00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:02,150
So, do you want to know what they look
like?

327
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:05,530
What?

328
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:06,930
Go on.

329
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,109
Be my guest.

330
00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:09,170
Don't be shy. Go on.

331
00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:16,770
What do you think?

332
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:18,510
They all look like that.

333
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:20,830
That's a fact.

334
00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:21,930
Do anything for you?

335
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:23,890
Me neither.

336
00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:28,330
They look stupid.

337
00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:33,050
Ha, yes. Well, what you're looking at
there, quite possibly the stupidest

338
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,050
in the world.

339
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,210
Believe me, you're not going to learn
anything about girls from this.

340
00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:40,370
The only place you're going to find that
out is from me, right?

341
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:41,710
Right. Right.

342
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:49,170
The fact of the matter is, women...

343
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,560
are not of this earth.

344
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,700
You notice how they always go quiet when
you walk into a room? That's because

345
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,380
they've been speaking woman language.

346
00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:04,700
Why don't they like football?

347
00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:09,100
Because they have an alien intelligence
superior to ours.

348
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,120
Why do they want to run off and get
married all the time?

349
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:18,320
So that eventually, every man will be a
hapless slave to the planet woman.

350
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,170
But just the same as us.

351
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:30,370
My son, you have the beginning of
wisdom.

352
00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:35,010
Now.

353
00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:19,100
Supposed to be playing for the West
London Wildcats this summer, but I've

354
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,100
a muscle. Oh.

355
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,560
Yeah, I went to kick and he got me right
here.

356
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,520
Well, not enough it is. You should feel
it.

357
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:28,460
The physio reckons a bit of manipulation
might be the answer.

358
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,880
Probably.

359
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,500
Don't suppose you know anybody who might
be able to give me a bit of massage,

360
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:33,900
you know, relieve the tension?

361
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,320
Not really.

362
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,320
Well, if you hear of anyone.

363
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,839
Thanks, Sam.

364
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,840
Bye.

365
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:40,980
See you.

366
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:48,880
expecting Rona in today.

367
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,520
I don't understand.

368
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,140
Didn't you see who that was and what he
was saying?

369
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:55,900
I wasn't really listening.

370
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,640
Rona, are you all right?

371
00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,440
You may as well know.

372
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,940
I had a phone call last night from...
Ciao.

373
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:06,760
Listen, you creep.

374
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,960
What did he want?

375
00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:09,340
Hmm.

376
00:23:09,980 --> 00:23:10,980
You know.

377
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,660
You didn't agree to go out with him, did
you? Well, how else was I supposed to

378
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:15,660
get him off the phone?

379
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,280
Kept making suggestions.

380
00:23:17,540 --> 00:23:18,540
What suggestions?

381
00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:19,960
About doing things.

382
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:21,240
How dare he?

383
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:22,620
Oh, I've done them all.

384
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,080
When he described them, they seemed so
dirty.

385
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:28,960
Rona, you cannot go out with that prat.
You know what'll happen?

386
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,480
No, what if I do sleep with him? We both
need to keep our jobs. He'll only be

387
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,600
one more of many. I'm not exactly whiter
than white.

388
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,600
OK, so you sleep around.

389
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,020
So did Goldilocks.

390
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,340
But when did you sleep with a man you
didn't want?

391
00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:43,900
It's always been your decision. Don't go
on, Bill. It's no big deal.

392
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,400
Afternoon, my lovely.

393
00:23:46,670 --> 00:23:48,050
Here, how about a cuddle, then?

394
00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,090
What's the matter with her?

395
00:23:51,470 --> 00:23:52,470
Can't you tell?

396
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:54,730
She was coming on strong last night.

397
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,310
Begging for it.

398
00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:59,150
I think it would be better if you just
leave her alone.

399
00:24:00,390 --> 00:24:01,390
Jealous, are we?

400
00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:04,090
Don't worry, darling. I've got plenty
left for you.

401
00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:08,850
It's time you realised that I am not
some kind of bonking machine.

402
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:11,010
And neither, for that matter, is Rona.

403
00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:15,430
Rona? Come off it. Everybody knows she's
a slag.

404
00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:26,390
Would you step into the back with me for
a moment?

405
00:24:27,530 --> 00:24:28,530
Sure.

406
00:24:33,590 --> 00:24:34,590
Ben, Peter.

407
00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:38,570
I can't keep this geezer strung along
any longer. He wants a decision one way

408
00:24:38,570 --> 00:24:39,509
the other by tonight.

409
00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:40,510
So?

410
00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,250
We'll manage.

411
00:24:44,490 --> 00:24:46,290
What do you think? Pretty much to the
point.

412
00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:49,970
What about what's in the window? Leave
it. Not our worry anymore.

413
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,760
That we did the right thing.

414
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,800
Definitely.

415
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,360
Now comes the difficult part.

416
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,160
Hi, honey, I'm home.

417
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,220
Any messages?

418
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,500
No. Dad, we're waiting for you.

419
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:11,980
What's going on?

420
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,040
Judgment at Nuremberg?

421
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,780
Ben, would you come and sit down,
please?

422
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,280
What? Just sit down and we'll be all
day.

423
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,560
What's going on?

424
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:21,140
I want all of us to be together for
this.

425
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,200
Right, well, I think the head of the
household should speak first. Good, be

426
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,200
quiet. Yes, dear.

427
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,820
I'm afraid I've had to give up my job.

428
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:32,300
What? Baby, you'll just listen.

429
00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:34,520
Rona and I have both resigned.

430
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,000
We were being subjected to sexual
harassment.

431
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,720
Mother, there's a child in the room.

432
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,680
I know all about it. The man put... Not
now, son.

433
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,860
Anyway, it's going to mean we have a lot
less money, so I'm afraid there are

434
00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:48,020
going to have to be some sacrifices.

435
00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:50,860
What?

436
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,940
Now, if you two go upstairs, your father
and I will plug it out till one of us

437
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:55,940
is dead.

438
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,400
God, my mother's unemployed.

439
00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:01,360
Mum, can we still afford food?

440
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,800
Shut up and get in the oven.

441
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,560
So,

442
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,160
you both resigned.

443
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,100
More or less. Which?

444
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,880
Less.

445
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,780
Found a buyer for the car.

446
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,120
So what's the plan?

447
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,520
Keep most of the money and buy a wreck?

448
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,760
Guess so.

449
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,300
Well, she'll tide us over for a while.

450
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:26,540
Yeah.

451
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,320
What is it?

452
00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:32,800
I was just hoping to keep it till the
end of the month. Why?

453
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,340
I wanted to drive it in the Chelsea
Cruise.

454
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:35,700
What?

455
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,680
I wanted to drive it in the Chelsea
Cruise.

456
00:26:52,590 --> 00:26:53,710
We do need the money.

457
00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:57,510
Don't look at me like Bambi.

458
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,410
You never really grew up at all, did
you?

459
00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:05,110
Sometimes I feel like I'm your mother.

460
00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:06,770
You grew up too much.

461
00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:11,070
They say a man with a sexual peak at 16.

462
00:27:11,470 --> 00:27:13,030
Oh, Mum, you're embarrassing me.

463
00:27:14,690 --> 00:27:17,510
All right, look, I'll phone Pete. Get
him to send a bloke round.

464
00:27:28,010 --> 00:27:29,010
What are you doing?

465
00:27:29,030 --> 00:27:30,490
I was just thinking.

466
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:31,690
What?

467
00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:33,210
Money isn't everything.

468
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:50,270
Fairy tales can come true.

469
00:27:50,950 --> 00:27:56,030
It can happen to you if you're young.

470
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:07,260
For it's hard, you will find, to be
narrow of mind if you're

471
00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:08,720
young at heart.

472
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:16,520
You can go to extremes with impossible
schemes.

473
00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:22,440
You can laugh when your dreams fall
apart at the seams.

474
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:28,320
And life gets more exciting with each
passing day.

475
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:34,250
Love is either in your heart or on its
way.

476
00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:41,750
Don't you know that it's worth every
treasure on earth to be young

477
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:42,910
at heart?

478
00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:52,710
For as rich as you are, it's much better
by far to be

479
00:28:52,710 --> 00:28:54,690
young at heart.

480
00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:05,830
should survive to 105 look at all you'll
derive

481
00:29:05,830 --> 00:29:12,630
out of being alive and here is the best
part you

482
00:29:12,630 --> 00:29:16,170
have a head start if you are